Did you miss me? Kind of like the fungus you had on your feet for six to eight weeks?
Yeah, I miss me too.
So I have continued to size down, and I am now a size 16....and still getting smaller. Had to shrink me pants so they wouldn't slid off me bum. Belts and I have a vendetta. They suck pickled pigs feet. I could tell you more, but then I would have to kill you. It's a mafia thang...no offense.
I am now at Gold's Gym, and it rocks! The weight machines offer a great variety of workouts....just like McDonald's has a lot to offer. If you don't mind puking in the middle of the night. Me, I don't mind it so much, if it tasted good in the first place.
Everybody has a thing.
It is REALLY hard to keep from laughing at people in Gold's Gym. NooOOOoooo...it's not full of pretentious megalomaniacs! Just like the French. No pretentious megalomaniacs in France... I promise.
Get this: My husband has choked down my healthy food for so long, now he is losing weight. I'm so proud of him! Proud enough to finally admit to Thor that I had a husband this whole time. Muahahahahahahaha.....
Thor cried just a bit when he heard the news. Who can blame him? I'd cry as well if I found out Thor had a husband too. Hmmmm...he HAS been "chatting it up" with the mailman most afternoons...
Now I'm suspicious.
The mailman has to go. Me and my baseball bat with nails sticking out of it should do most of the convincing. Or, there is always that cat-o-nine-tails I have in the attic...
Recipe of the day:
Chocolate Coconut Ginger Shake
Ingredients
1 cup unsweetened chocolate almond milk
1-inch piece of ginger, peeled and minced finely
1 heaping tbsp coconut oil
1/2 tsp cardamom
1 heaping tbsp raw cacao or unsweetened cocoa powder or carob powder
1 heaping tbsp almond or cashew butter
Stevia to taste
Directions
Blend until smooth and creamy.
Thank you for reading my blog, minions! May the schwartz be with you in all of your health endeavors!
